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(just some notes Gene got at The London Palladium concert
on Sunday 18th October): (On front of card: 'A Sucker For You!')
"If you were an octopus, I'd still find you fun,
I'd snog you and hug you
'Til all your tentacles went numb!"
Gene's reaction: "Promises!"
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At the fan club convention in Harrogate you mentioned
that Maurice kept eating all the peanuts. It just so
happens that I work for a company that produces them, so
here is a bag for you. Many thanks for coming back to
England and hope to see you again next year. Oh, by the
way... The peanuts are supposed to be warmed up, so if
you give me the address of the hotel where you're staying
and the room number I'll personally come and heat up your
nuts! From..."
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(Enclosed with card, attached to another sheet of paper
is a home-made tie)
"Just think, you could have been the President Of
The United States! Here is a neck tie to get you started.
I've put some alibis in the post!"
Gene's reaction: "Look where they got him!"
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"When I heard that you were back in England I
thought I'd strip every piece of clothing from your back
and then lightly run my tongue over every trembling inch
of your naked body; watching waves after waves of passion
ripple through it. Then I thought 'Nah, I'll just send
you a card instead'! Best wishes from..."
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